PAULINE: Female 55+. Creative, flamboyant, ostentatious yet elegant.
IVY: Female 55+. Quick-witted, sarcastic, quirky, feisty but soft around the edges.
ANGELA: Female 55+. Sharp-minded, financially business-savvy, divorced, widowed and childless. Smart and sensibly dressed.
ROSE: Female 55+. Gentle, kind, hint of early onset of dementia.
SARAH: Female 30-50. Owner/operator of Beach Haven Rest Home. Kind, generous, patient, dedicated.
CARLA: Female 18-30. Yoga instructor. PIP: TV producer – professional, efficient.
KIRSTY: Ivy’s granddaughter. Carla, Pip and Kirsty can be played by one actor.
LEONARD: Male 30-50. Town Councillor. Officious, odious and sneaky.
PRIEST: Male 50+. Stereotypical Irish priest.
JACK: Recent, lonely widower.
MAYOR: Mayor, a larger-than-life small-town politician.
Priest, Jack and Mayor can be played by one actor.
GLEN: Male 18-30. Local reporter – grubby hack.
TIM: Kirsty’s boyfriend – IT nerd/web developer. Glen and Tim can be played by one actor.
DINKLE: Male 25+. Famous TV celebrity/personality. Suave and debonair.